Thursday, October 2, 2008

We Can Remember it for You, Wholesale


This flier is so wondrously Philip K. Dick that I so want it to be real. It says the following:

Here at the MEMORY-TO-MEDIA CENTER we are able to render moving video images from your active memory. It begins with an analog signal produced by your brain waves. As the memory is recalled, electrodes places on the scalp detect the signals which are then processed and recorded. The result is a frame-by-frame transcription of the recalled event. Through our patented optical converters, we are able to see a visual likeness of your recollections. With this special system YOUR MEMORIES can be saved to VHS cassette!

It then lists the types of services that the Center offers, and I'd list them here, but is truly much more satisfying to just call the number and listen to the voicemail:

Memory to Media Center
415-325-4822

1 comment:

Black Cat, Night Owl said...

I can't say I've ever seen Powder, so that part of your comment was lost on me, I'm sorry to say.

Hmm...I want my memories recorded, but can't they give me a DVD?