000 Montgomery

Do you have a promising start-up company? A team of eager and ready workers? A golden idea set to revolutionize, well, the world?

Fantastic for you! But what about an office building? Oh, I see, you hadn’t thought about that, had you?

Well spunky, young entrepreneur, you’re just in luck because I met just the man to help you out! His name is Edric Kilimann and he owns the office building at 000 Montgomery street.

You can see more about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity by visiting 000Montgomery.com. The gist of it is that Mr. Kilimann stands in a predominant location at the corner of Market and Montgomery and sells ad space for his “office building”, which is more or less a brief-case display of various business cards.

It’s actually very ingenious. I task myself now with getting a business card just for this occasion.