Paranoimia

Alert: Be Aware
Microwave Harassment
Emanations in this Area!

I found this Elsewhere Public Works Alert & Be Aware sign greeting me this morning on the side of a utility box downtown. I don't know if you can make out the text in the photo, but it is a hilariously tin-foil caliber affair.

Its tone is heavily reminiscent of this lot here. Which, let's face it Dear Reader, is an afternoon of reading and guilty pleasure indulgence to be sure. Some choice bits include:

Sally: Frequent thefts and sabotage of my belongings to the point that I now can't afford three meals a day. I experience theft and sabotage of my food and kitchenware.

David: Here are a few things that happen in my life:

* Cabinet and drawer handles held on by screws are repeatedly loosened ARTIFICIALLY.
* Magnetic latches on cabinets are loosened ARTIFICIALLY so that the cabinet doors will not latch properly.
* Wood veneers on drawers and cabinets are partially peeled off ARTIFICIALLY and warped somehow. Severely warped inside veneers also interfere with door latch operation.
* There seems to be much more dirt in my life than there should be. My apartment rapidly accumulates dust and sand, especially on the floors, as if somebody is sprinkling a small amount each time I am out. The dust bunnies are the most puzzling. I thought that they are a combination of spider webs and ordinary dust, but they also happen during the dead of winter, when there are few if any spiders, because there are no insects on which to feed.

[Eleanor White talking: ME TOO on that sprinkling of dirt and dust when I'm out! And, the placing of moths in my apartment when I'm out.]

The New World Order is apparently here, and it's infiltrating our lives via poorly manufactured kitchen fixture, dustbunnies and terribly mysterious moths. I think it's clear the Shadow Government is being run by the stockholders of Hoover and Black & Decker, respectively.